Fellow rat: Duh. Binary fission. Me: In pliers? I have this unique ability to mess things up. Anyone can mess things up, but I am unique in doing so in such a strange way that nobody can figure out how in the hell it happened. Sigh. Ah well. At least I didn't inhale anymore Deuterated Chloroform.

This mouse has been too busy resting on his laurels, eating cheese allt his weekend instead of nibbling on book-blue. Ah well. Shit. I'll have to be up all night now catching up. Cest la vie.