So there we are sitting in the cage and munching. We're talking about matzoh and bagels, and I comment about how it's all Jewish food. We make lots of Jewish jokes, and though it may be hard to circumcise a mouse, it can be done.

So Milla, a nice girl from the country, says "You know, it's funny- I nver really thought of bagels as being a jewish food."

"Really?" says I.

"Yea, I've always thought of them as being more Polish."

"Polish?!"

"Yea," she says "Well, there are Jews in Poland."

Immediately, David and myself chirp up at the same time, replying "Not anymore!"

Heh. No seriously, there are jews in Poland. Exactly 1,423 to be exact....22.....21.......20...